Brew Review #28

Lucky Drink Co

(That) Buddha Beer

 

 

   Nice bottle, shit beer.  So this is a gimmick beer to me, sure its smooth and what not, but so is water, and Id rather stay hydrated then drink this shitty beer.  So if youre ever in Fresh and Easy picking up some over priced shit, pick this crap beer up, because if you shop at Fresh and Easy, then you can afford to waste your money, not me.  So fuck this beer, and fuck all those Prius driving Fresh and Easy loving people out there.

 

 

Tunes for Review

 

Skin Disorder- Vendetta

Misfits- Horror Business



BREW REVIEW #27

Almanac Brewing

Golden Gates

Honestly I didn't like this beer, but I bought it thinking id give it a shot.  What a fucking waste of time and money, when I drank it, it tasted a little sour and sweet, dunno wasn't my cup of tea, sucked.  Don't buy it, I did, and I want to go back and talk to the nice little old man at my brew place and tell um he's a fucking lying sack of shit for saying it was good, but, I wont do that.  Ill just warn you dumb fucks about it, don't buy it.

 

 TUNES FOR REVIEW

 

Skrewdriver- On the Street

Skin Disorder- Vendetta

Oxblood- Traitor

BREW REVIEW #26

Ska Brewing

Decadent Imperial IPA

 (Wrote this, and the last three reviews couple weeks ago so here goes)

 

 Take a sip, and youll get hit in the face by the hops.  Fucking rad beer, now I don't like most of Ska Brewery beers because, well, they aren't good, and I hate ska music.  But this is one of the better Imperial IPA's, no lack of hops or kick here, itll knock you on your ass and "skank" all over you (that's what ska people do, its like a bunch of people having seizures and trying to do pullups with no bar).  But yea this IPA's pretty rad, id buy it again, but I dont like contributing to things I dont like, socialist things, the girl scouts, and anything ska related (just fucking around with the scout thing, cookies are pretty good)

 

 

 

Tunes for Review

 

Tijuana Panthers- Creature

Oxblood- Working Class Life

Stormtroop 16- Warmachine

 



 

Brew Review 25#

El Segundo Brewery

TWO 5 LEFT

Double IPA

 

THIS BEER IS FUCKING GREAT, BUY IT.  THIS is a brewery ive barely found, and let me tell you, everything these dudes release is fucking awesome, go and find um

 

Tunes for Review

Yeah Yeah Yeahs- Heads Will Role

4Skins- Evil



BREW REVIEW 24#

BoatSwain

American IPA

 

  Well I haven't drank on a Thirsty Thursday for a long while, but my bud said we should hit some hip and trendy spot down the way, so I had this piece of shit beer from Trader Joes.  Now I walked in there last month or so, figure id give there beers a fair shot, they had Stone (which is like Samuel Adams and Blue Moon to some extent) and some other brands that really didn't catch my eye.  Okay so I know nothing of the brewery or whatever the fuck, so Ill just leave it at this, no IPA bite at the end, tastes kinda bland, not my favorite, nor near the top 100, fuck this beer and fuck you if you think this a great brew, cause youre a fucking lying piece of shit.

 

TUNES FOR REVIEW

Samhain- Archangel (early version)

Skrewdriver- Smash the IRA

BREW REVIEW 23#

Coronado Brewing/Devils Backbone

Devils Tale IPA

 

 

 

  Well this is a collaboration brew, so two breweries came together to bang out this beer.  Its actually a pretty okay beer, being an IPA I would expect a bigger kick toward the tail end, but whatever, its still an alright brewsky.  Me and a bud went out to BevMo and bought a couple of brews, which ill be reviewing in the next couple days, gotta say, and don't hate me for it, this brew is the weakest out of all them, but that's just me.  So take it as you will, I wont lose any sleep knowing you didn't agree with me, even though Im right, you jagoff.

 

 





 

Tunes for Review

Samhain- Archangel

Skullhead- Blame The Bosses

Sudden Impact- When the Boat Comes In

 

 

BEER REVIEW 22#

Red Stripe

(yes that Jamaican beer)

 

 

  This is probably the only thing out of Jamaica I like, I don't like the music, I don't like the food, and I barely like this beer.  Now, a bud of mine came over after a quick run or whatever, said lets kick back a few, told um to fuck himself, fast forward two days and Im here having the beer he brought.  Okay, its Red Stripe,  now if you have any idea what I mean by that, you know its a beer for kids who want to call it a Craft beer or whatever, go on beer advocate or whatever and see what those pretentious fucks say about the taste and whatever the fuck those jag offs say.  Ive had this beer a lot growing up, so Ill leave this beer for all the youngbloods out there reading this who think this is good beer, its not.  So listen to me, cause Im rad as fuck.

 

 



TUNES FOR REVIEW

Julie ruin- punk singer

Skinfull- Love it Or Leave It

The Shirelles- Mama Said (yes I like that song you stupid fuck)