Brew Review 7#

DogfishHead

90 Minute Imperial IPA

  This is perfection.  Like most beer loving people out there, I watched Brewmasters and fell in love with DogfishHead Brewery.  To me, it was a Brewery that went against the grain, from what the other big name breweries had been doing for decades.  I love this brewery, now, coming from me that isn't a lot, but I think I know a little about beers (I have been drinking since I was a bald headed kid in Doc Martin boots), and this beer is fucking mint.  Ill buy this brew till the day I die, because if its Dogfish Head, you know its quality.

 

Tracklist For Review

Slapshot-  Hang Up Your Boots

LoneSoldier- Fuck LA

The Specials- Ghost Town



Brewtality Bar Review 2#

Lock & Key

239 S Vermont Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90004
(213) 389-5625

 

      Bars pretty okay, they enforce the dress code, don't come in sketchy shirts or shorts, because you wont get in.  Okay, well, you walk in, and youre faced with a wall of doorknobs.  You've gotta find the one that opens the door, pretty easy, unless youre shitfaced, I (as well as my merry band of drunks) wasn't, just yet.  So you walk into a room full of mostly hipster girls and dudes in douchebag button ups and what not, not a problem, they have an alright selection of Beer, and mix drinks for your lady friend (or if your some dude who likes to be called a wimp for drinking mix drinks).  Its an okay bar, nice little spot if you want to drive out of your way to kick back a few and watch the bar maids fucking stumble on orders.  Its a meh from me

 

 

Pros

-Decent price for drinks

-Cute hipster chics around

-Bartenders are awesome

 

Cons

-Bars in a bad part of town

-Dress code is enforced, which is good (to keep out the cholos and gangbangers)

-Bar waitresses are useless when it comes to getting you drinks.

 

 

 

Brewtality Score-  5...No, its a 4 (waitresses suck)





Brew Review 7#

Eagle Rock Brewery

Revolution XPA

  What the hells an XPA?  Extra Pale Ale you stupid fuck.  So I was having dinner with family one night last week, long story short I decided to make a trip to the Eagle Rock Brewery to grab one of there growlers, 30 bucks for the bigger growler with a first fill.  Filled it with Revolution XPA, didn't like the IPA last time I tried it, but I did like the XPA, so it was a match made in heaven.  The beers really crisp, even now a week later the beer tastes fantastic.  So in short, Buy the XPA, its good, not the IPA, that sucks.  Nuff said.


Tracklist for Review
- Swingin Utters- Kick It Over
-Toughskins- Take The Pain
-KBK- Diversity



Brew Review 6#

Lagunitas

Born Yesterday Pale Ale

 

 

 

  Lagunitas Born Yesterday Pale Ale, well, its fucking good.  Good enough for this stubborn fuck to go out of my way to find it.  I have a instagram, bro I follow vouched by it so I gave it a shot, and was hooked.  It is the most crisp fucking Pale Ale I've ever fucking had.  It hit my lips like a burst of fucking hops, and just the smell of it poured in a glass would make any Hop Head climax into a wad of toilet paper.  This is my go to Pale Ale now, nuff said, I don't waste my money on shit beer, so if Im telling you to buy this beer, then fucking do it, or you could be like the rest of your buddies drinking piss water, I know youre better then that, hell, Im better then that, so do yourself a favor, buy this fucking Pale Ale, yuh bastard.

 

 

 

 

Tracklist for Review

LoneSoldier- Fuck LA

Skullhead- Hes A Red

Reagans Youth- New Aryans