BEER REVIEW 22#

Red Stripe

(yes that Jamaican beer)

 

 

  This is probably the only thing out of Jamaica I like, I don't like the music, I don't like the food, and I barely like this beer.  Now, a bud of mine came over after a quick run or whatever, said lets kick back a few, told um to fuck himself, fast forward two days and Im here having the beer he brought.  Okay, its Red Stripe,  now if you have any idea what I mean by that, you know its a beer for kids who want to call it a Craft beer or whatever, go on beer advocate or whatever and see what those pretentious fucks say about the taste and whatever the fuck those jag offs say.  Ive had this beer a lot growing up, so Ill leave this beer for all the youngbloods out there reading this who think this is good beer, its not.  So listen to me, cause Im rad as fuck.

 

 



TUNES FOR REVIEW

Julie ruin- punk singer

Skinfull- Love it Or Leave It

The Shirelles- Mama Said (yes I like that song you stupid fuck)



Brew Review 21#

North Coast Brewing Company

Puck

    Same BevMo Stop, Bro at the shop said he'd recommend this White Ale to me, so I figure why not, I haven't had a white ale in a long while.  So this beer is a pretty rad one, Im here eating a Bratwurst with it and it pairs pretty well.  Id buy it again, but I really don't know how to explain this beer, white ales to me are like that, fuck if I know, its good, go on beer advocate or some other shit to find the right terminology or whatever.  Fuck it

   Tunes for Review

samhain- archangel



Brew Review 20#

RedHook Ale Brewery

ESB

      Went to BevMo today, didn't feel like driving all the way to Hollyweird and what not.  Ok so Ive seen this brew everywhere, which in my eyes means it mustn't be very good, I know, doesn't make to much sense, but go fuck yourself and kick rocks.  Ok, so this is a drinking beer, Alcohol level is in the mid 5's, so you can drink a few without feeling a thing.  Taste wise, malty with a weird sweet after taste, not bad weird, well maybe, but it gave this beer something new.  So in closing, fuck no I wouldn't buy this beer again, yea it was alright, but whos going to say "Fuck yeah, worked all week, now Im going to have a beer that I categorize as alright"  fuck that.

tunes for review

bestcoast- Crazy For You

The Faction- the kids are the future

7 Seconds- 99 Balloons 

Brew Review 19#

 

 

Peroni

(its Italian)

   Okay, lets cut to the chase (I actually wrote this review like a review ago but forgot to post it), like my bud put it so eloquently, "Its fucking piss water" which is true.  You drink Budweiser?  Its essentially that, or a low grade Stella Artois, which Im not fond of in the first place.  Don't waste you time on this piece of shit beer, I already gave it way to much thought by giving it a review, nuff said, go buy a good beer, or a crap beer, depends on you.

Tunes for Review

Bikini Kill- Riot Grrl

Middle Class- Out of Vogue

BREW REVIEW 18#

SmuttyNose Brewing Company

Finest Kind IPA

 

 

  First impression of this brew is that it isnt overtly hoppy, that being said, its a pretty rad beer.  Sure it doesn't have that bite but its still a pretty rad IPA.  So keep that in my mind you brainless fuck, doesn't have that kick at the end, isn't Hoppy as fuck as other brews, but is a pretty decent beer, buy it, or dont, see if I give a fuck.

 

 

 

 



REVIEW TUNES

TacoCat- I am A Girlfriend

Fang- LandShark

TrollFront-  Hail The Woo Dawn