BREW REVIEW 37

HOUSE BEER

 

  I bought a four pack or six pack or it, I don't remember like two weeks ago, and this tasted like nothing special.  Its pretty light, you can drink it for hours and not feel shit, or taste anything.  Shit sucks, nuff said,

 

 

TUNES FOR REVIEW

Shannon and the Clams- Rip Van Winkle



BREW REVIEW 36

KNEE DEEP BREWING CO.

Hoptologist DIPA

  This has a bite, sure it kinda fizzle toward the end, but it does have the fucking awesome bite toward the end.  I hate a fucking 30 fucking IPA the other day at some Jap spot with a bud of mine, dude, this 9 dollar brew is fucking way better then that 30 dollar fucking mistake.  Now, on scale with other brews, or DIPA, its pretty okay, not the best, but not the worst, a go to if nothing else is in hand,  I liked it.

 

 

Tunes for Review

Shannon and the Clams- Rip Van Winkle

Skrewdriver- Streetfight

Interpol- Antics



BREW REVIEW 35 (kinda)

Dogfish Head

90 minute IPA

 

 

  Yes I've reviewed other beers, figured its been a while, and after trying other IPAs and what not Id see if this still stood the test of time, or taste buds, I dunno, ok here goes.  Yeah its still fucking good, now is it as good as other Micro Breweries that have come out wanting to make the most hop filled fucking drink of the gods?  Probuably not, but this IPA is the mark where they should want to be above, whats the fucking word im looking for?  The bench mark or whatever, yeah, that one.  Yup

 

 

 

TUNES FOR REVIEW

 

Le Tigre- Deceptacon

The Wolverines- RAO

The Faction- The Kids Are Our Future

 

BREW REVIEW 34#

Lost Coast Brewery

Downtown Brown

  Look, before people say that I poured the beer fucking horribly, go fuck yourself, and yeah I did.
Ever drank Guinness?   Its like that, but not as strong, it kinda lingers afterwards, but that's pretty much it, nothing special, could of sworn I had this at BJ's restaurant at some point in my youth, maybe, I don't remember.  Meh, its whatever

Beastie Boy- Girls
Bikini Kill- Riot Grrl
Nirvana- In Utero

BREW REVIEW #33

Green Flash Brewery

Imperial IPA

   Been awhile, been busy, work and school and whatever the fuck people with lives, families, and a plan do.  Okay, well here goes.  For an Imperial IPA, this crap is kinda weak, like, Imperial right, suppose to be some hard hitting shit, nope.  I drank it, it was good, but it was like a regular IPA if anything, that's it, oh, and I bought it at Fresh and Easy, nuff said, don't buy beer from there.  Side note, why the fuck is El Segundo selling there great beer there, granted, the one beer that's there isn't all that, but still.  Imperial?  Yeah, fuck that.

Tunes for Review
Arresting Officer- Stop Red Action
The Unruly- Lost Cause
On Trial- Nationalist

 

BREW REVIEW #32

Hangar 24

Betty IPA

  Cousins got me this brew, thanks to them for grabbing it for me.  Ive heard a bit about this brewery, seen there beers around at local shops I think, but never got it.  Okay, so I cracked this fucker open, and its pretty rad.  Now, not rad like its a fucking huge sucker punch of hops to your fucking taste buds, but more a drinking IPA, where its not to fucking crazy.   All in all, its pretty rad, on a scale of radness its like a 7 on the drinkability scale, I don't know whats the conversion rate to your pussy Budlight rating scale, so you figure it out.

 

Tunes for Review

Blitz- Youth

Skrewdriver- Back With A Bang

 

BREW REVIEW #31

Lagunitas

Equinox

   Listening to Bob Dylan and drinking a beer, no Im not some artistic little shit on mommy or daddies dime trying to find my "next muse" or whatever the fuck those yuppies do.  I do know good music and good beer, Ive got good music, and I sure as hell don't have good beer.  Lagunitas is an alright brewery, I just cant like this beer, theres nothing new to it to make me say its fucking rad, so don't buy it, unless your parents next check is in the mail, you yuppie fuck.

Tunes for Review
Bob Dylan- Baby, let me follow you down
Bob Dylan- Talkin, New York

BREW REVIEW #30

El Segundo Brewing Company

 

 

 

   Well, this is my 30th review, and its a good one.  I fucking love this Brewery, everything I've had from it is fucking per-fucking-ection.  Im hung over right now from a night of drinking and Mexican food, so for me to brave a drink and write a review, should kinda show you that I really like this beer.  Goes down smooth as hell, and the fact that it has a kick in the balls of Hops is a bonus.  This brewery is fucking rad, youll hear more about them sooner then later, but Im here to tell you, I knew about them before you did, you should thank me.

 

 

TUNES FOR REVIEW

 

TOUCHA TOUCHA TOUCHA ME- Rocky Horror Picture Show

On Trial- Nationalist 

 

BREW REVIEW 29

True Blonde Ale

Ska Brewing

   Hey, haven't written any reviews, went to the LA Hop Festival, thought id write something about, ended up just getting drunk, so yeah, heres the 29th review you fuckin fucks.

   True Blonde Ale, its drinkable, it isn't piss water like Budlight or Budweiser, but it isn't fucking awesome.  Like, say you wanna drink, but you've got an early morning for work or school or whatever the fuck you people do, this is the beer you drink the night before to not get to hammered.  You want a fuckin gnarly IPA thatll fucking taste like God spat in your mouth, drink that, if you want an easy to drink beer that has a better taste and body then what your alcoholic shitty father drank right before you little league game, this is it, wont get you wasted.  With that said, id buy this again, but only if I had to workout the next day or go to class, you better believe I wouldn't buy this beer for the taste, cause I'd get Dogfish head or whatever the fuck beer for that.  Youre welcome

 

 

 

 

 

 

TUNES FOR REVIEW

Skrewdriver- Before The Night Falls

Combat 84- Soldier



Brew Review #28

Lucky Drink Co

(That) Buddha Beer

 

 

   Nice bottle, shit beer.  So this is a gimmick beer to me, sure its smooth and what not, but so is water, and Id rather stay hydrated then drink this shitty beer.  So if youre ever in Fresh and Easy picking up some over priced shit, pick this crap beer up, because if you shop at Fresh and Easy, then you can afford to waste your money, not me.  So fuck this beer, and fuck all those Prius driving Fresh and Easy loving people out there.

 

 

Tunes for Review

 

Skin Disorder- Vendetta

Misfits- Horror Business



BREW REVIEW #27

Almanac Brewing

Golden Gates

Honestly I didn't like this beer, but I bought it thinking id give it a shot.  What a fucking waste of time and money, when I drank it, it tasted a little sour and sweet, dunno wasn't my cup of tea, sucked.  Don't buy it, I did, and I want to go back and talk to the nice little old man at my brew place and tell um he's a fucking lying sack of shit for saying it was good, but, I wont do that.  Ill just warn you dumb fucks about it, don't buy it.

 

 TUNES FOR REVIEW

 

Skrewdriver- On the Street

Skin Disorder- Vendetta

Oxblood- Traitor

BREW REVIEW #26

Ska Brewing

Decadent Imperial IPA

 (Wrote this, and the last three reviews couple weeks ago so here goes)

 

 Take a sip, and youll get hit in the face by the hops.  Fucking rad beer, now I don't like most of Ska Brewery beers because, well, they aren't good, and I hate ska music.  But this is one of the better Imperial IPA's, no lack of hops or kick here, itll knock you on your ass and "skank" all over you (that's what ska people do, its like a bunch of people having seizures and trying to do pullups with no bar).  But yea this IPA's pretty rad, id buy it again, but I dont like contributing to things I dont like, socialist things, the girl scouts, and anything ska related (just fucking around with the scout thing, cookies are pretty good)

 

 

 

Tunes for Review

 

Tijuana Panthers- Creature

Oxblood- Working Class Life

Stormtroop 16- Warmachine

 



 

Brew Review 25#

El Segundo Brewery

TWO 5 LEFT

Double IPA

 

THIS BEER IS FUCKING GREAT, BUY IT.  THIS is a brewery ive barely found, and let me tell you, everything these dudes release is fucking awesome, go and find um

 

Tunes for Review

Yeah Yeah Yeahs- Heads Will Role

4Skins- Evil



BREW REVIEW 24#

BoatSwain

American IPA

 

  Well I haven't drank on a Thirsty Thursday for a long while, but my bud said we should hit some hip and trendy spot down the way, so I had this piece of shit beer from Trader Joes.  Now I walked in there last month or so, figure id give there beers a fair shot, they had Stone (which is like Samuel Adams and Blue Moon to some extent) and some other brands that really didn't catch my eye.  Okay so I know nothing of the brewery or whatever the fuck, so Ill just leave it at this, no IPA bite at the end, tastes kinda bland, not my favorite, nor near the top 100, fuck this beer and fuck you if you think this a great brew, cause youre a fucking lying piece of shit.

 

TUNES FOR REVIEW

Samhain- Archangel (early version)

Skrewdriver- Smash the IRA

BREW REVIEW 23#

Coronado Brewing/Devils Backbone

Devils Tale IPA

 

 

 

  Well this is a collaboration brew, so two breweries came together to bang out this beer.  Its actually a pretty okay beer, being an IPA I would expect a bigger kick toward the tail end, but whatever, its still an alright brewsky.  Me and a bud went out to BevMo and bought a couple of brews, which ill be reviewing in the next couple days, gotta say, and don't hate me for it, this brew is the weakest out of all them, but that's just me.  So take it as you will, I wont lose any sleep knowing you didn't agree with me, even though Im right, you jagoff.

 

 





 

Tunes for Review

Samhain- Archangel

Skullhead- Blame The Bosses

Sudden Impact- When the Boat Comes In

 

 

BEER REVIEW 22#

Red Stripe

(yes that Jamaican beer)

 

 

  This is probably the only thing out of Jamaica I like, I don't like the music, I don't like the food, and I barely like this beer.  Now, a bud of mine came over after a quick run or whatever, said lets kick back a few, told um to fuck himself, fast forward two days and Im here having the beer he brought.  Okay, its Red Stripe,  now if you have any idea what I mean by that, you know its a beer for kids who want to call it a Craft beer or whatever, go on beer advocate or whatever and see what those pretentious fucks say about the taste and whatever the fuck those jag offs say.  Ive had this beer a lot growing up, so Ill leave this beer for all the youngbloods out there reading this who think this is good beer, its not.  So listen to me, cause Im rad as fuck.

 

 



TUNES FOR REVIEW

Julie ruin- punk singer

Skinfull- Love it Or Leave It

The Shirelles- Mama Said (yes I like that song you stupid fuck)



Brew Review 21#

North Coast Brewing Company

Puck

    Same BevMo Stop, Bro at the shop said he'd recommend this White Ale to me, so I figure why not, I haven't had a white ale in a long while.  So this beer is a pretty rad one, Im here eating a Bratwurst with it and it pairs pretty well.  Id buy it again, but I really don't know how to explain this beer, white ales to me are like that, fuck if I know, its good, go on beer advocate or some other shit to find the right terminology or whatever.  Fuck it

   Tunes for Review

samhain- archangel



Brew Review 20#

RedHook Ale Brewery

ESB

      Went to BevMo today, didn't feel like driving all the way to Hollyweird and what not.  Ok so Ive seen this brew everywhere, which in my eyes means it mustn't be very good, I know, doesn't make to much sense, but go fuck yourself and kick rocks.  Ok, so this is a drinking beer, Alcohol level is in the mid 5's, so you can drink a few without feeling a thing.  Taste wise, malty with a weird sweet after taste, not bad weird, well maybe, but it gave this beer something new.  So in closing, fuck no I wouldn't buy this beer again, yea it was alright, but whos going to say "Fuck yeah, worked all week, now Im going to have a beer that I categorize as alright"  fuck that.

tunes for review

bestcoast- Crazy For You

The Faction- the kids are the future

7 Seconds- 99 Balloons 

Brew Review 19#

 

 

Peroni

(its Italian)

   Okay, lets cut to the chase (I actually wrote this review like a review ago but forgot to post it), like my bud put it so eloquently, "Its fucking piss water" which is true.  You drink Budweiser?  Its essentially that, or a low grade Stella Artois, which Im not fond of in the first place.  Don't waste you time on this piece of shit beer, I already gave it way to much thought by giving it a review, nuff said, go buy a good beer, or a crap beer, depends on you.

Tunes for Review

Bikini Kill- Riot Grrl

Middle Class- Out of Vogue

BREW REVIEW 18#

SmuttyNose Brewing Company

Finest Kind IPA

 

 

  First impression of this brew is that it isnt overtly hoppy, that being said, its a pretty rad beer.  Sure it doesn't have that bite but its still a pretty rad IPA.  So keep that in my mind you brainless fuck, doesn't have that kick at the end, isn't Hoppy as fuck as other brews, but is a pretty decent beer, buy it, or dont, see if I give a fuck.

 

 

 

 



REVIEW TUNES

TacoCat- I am A Girlfriend

Fang- LandShark

TrollFront-  Hail The Woo Dawn

BREW REVIEW# 17

 

Dogfish Head

Red & White

 

  Look Im going to be honest, I literally saw Dogfish Head label on it and bought it, sure it was a bit pricey, but come on, its fucking DFH (Im not typing that shit anymore).  So I bought this beer for the brewery and because of the fact that its a fucking awesome style.  I uploaded the label so you can decipher it haha.  But this beer isn't as hard hitting as there IPA, but does have a great kick toward the end that lingers, or whatever the fuck hipster blogs say, its a good beer, if you've got the cash for a quality brew, buy a couple and be glad, you fuck.

 
 

 

 

 

TUNES FOR REVIEW

Steele Capped Strength- Fuck Off (Red Scum)

No Remorse- Oi! Monkey

Slim Smith- Everybody Needs Love

BREW REVIEW 16#

Oskar Blue Brewery

Mama's Little YELLA Pils

  Meh, if you've have a Pils before, you've had them all.  Coming from a guy who likes IPA's and what not this shit is pretty tame.  Great drinking beer for a long night ahead, or maybe to pre game, but I wont be buying it next time, or the time after that.  Buy it, if you want to waste your cash.

 

 

Tunes for Review

Skrewdriver- Streetfight

Oxblood- Streetfight (LIVE)



BREW REVIEW 15#

Deschutes Brewery

Foray IPA (Belgian Style IPA)

   A Belgian Style IPA?  Yeah, I guess so.  Bought it because of that very statement on the label.  Didn't like it.  It felt like the beer didn't have the IPA bite, felt kinda cheated.  I wouldn't buy this beer again, it was like having a Blue Moon with a cheap IPA poured in, hey, that's just me, so fuck you if you don't agree.

 

 

Tunes for Review

 

Pitbull Farm- Wish the Lads Were Here

Interpol- NYC

Iggy Pop- The Passenger 

 



Brew Review 14#

Oskar Blues Brewery

 

G'Night- Imperial Red IPA

   When taking a first swig of this brew, it doesn't hit you like a regular IPA, sure It is one, but its a lot more mellower, or at least I fucking think so.  There is a bite to this beer toward the end, but not one that's too strong, but you catch it toward the end.  This brews a good IPA, not much of a bite, but it isnt a total bummer, Id buy it, which I Did, so I must like it in some way, I dont know, but it or dont, I don't care you fuck.

 

 

 

Tracklist for Review

Stormtroop 16- Back With a Bang (Driver Cover)

Social Distortion- Prison Bound

Adolescents- Kids of the Black Hole